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... the Sceve (also posted this in the SOS thread at the 'lage)

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sceve!


1. Sceve can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast!
2. The Sceve-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Sceve-fights take place there every day.
3. Sceve is actually a mammal, not a fish.
4. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Sceve.
5. Sceve can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
6. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Sceve, and frequently rise to the surface for air.
7. Sceve can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
8. Only one person in two billion will live to be Sceve.
9. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Sceve.
10. You should always open Sceve at least an hour before drinking him!


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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jewel!

1. Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Jewel.
2. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Jewel.
3. Jewel can not regurgitate.
4. The first domain name ever registered was Jewel.com.
5. Jewel can sleep with one eye open.
6. In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and Jewel.
7. Jewel can use only about ten percent of her brain.
8. If you chew gum while peeling Jewel then it will stop you from crying.
9. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Jewel.
10. Jewel never said 'Play it again, Sam'.

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Blurredlights!

1. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil blurredlights!
2. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on blurredlights.
3. Blurredlights has a bifurcated penis.
4. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about blurredlights.
5. Blurredlights can taste with his feet!
6. Blurredlights can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast.
7. People used to believe that dressing their male children as blurredlights would protect them from evil spirits.
8. Blurredlights will become gaseous if his temperature rises above -42C.
9. If you toss blurredlights 10000 times, he will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because his head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
10. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating blurredlights from each salad served in first class!


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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Myha!

1. Myhaology is the study of Myha.
2. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Myha and compline.
3. Myha was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
4. Contrary to popular belief, Myha is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol!
5. Antarctica is the only continent without Myha!
6. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Myha.
7. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Myha.
8. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Myha every year.
9. Some birds use Myha to orientate themselves during migration.
10. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Myha orbiting the Earth.


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There was no trivia about me!! weirdface That's a shame! So here it is!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Majandra!

  1. About one tenth of Majandra is permanently covered in ice.
  2. The colour of Majandra is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is.
  3. If you cut Majandra in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have!
  4. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Majandra can not.
  5. Majandra can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
  6. South Australia was the first place to allow Majandra to stand for parliament!
  7. Majandra cannot be detected by infrared cameras.
  8. If you lace Majandra from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe!
  9. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Majandra.
  10. Majandraology is the study of Majandra.


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